Audrina Patridge's Fakeness For 'BONGO'

Jul 14th, 2010

Plastic surgery and reality TV can land you endorsements after all. The Hills bull crap is over and now Audrina has to find another way to make money. Looks like Bongo for KMart was the only company to bite on Audrina's D-Listed-ness. That and the fact they had no issues filling out t-shirts with her plastic enhanced rack...

Audrina Patridge Kicks That Cabrera Douche To The Curb

May 24th, 2010

Perhaps she was getting sick of everyone complaining about her boyfriend's hair every time they sat in front of someone at the movie theater. Reality ho Audrina Patridge has ended her faux reality relationship with Ryan Cabrera. You know, the dude who had like one hit song and dated Ashlee Simpson to make himself more relevant. Apparently clinging on to a dumb reality star was supposed to help him as well. Not everything always works out...

Audrina Patridge's Bikini Bod

May 11th, 2010

Audrina Patridge took her two plastic friends and ceiling eyes out to host a party in Las Vegas over the weekend. Sure, she's about 40% fake, but that's way less than Heidi Montag. We're not sure if that girl even has one part of human flesh left. Is it just us or does Audrina's bikini bottom look like it's hurting her? Yikes...

'The Hills' To Extend Past This Season? Ughhhhhhhhh

Apr 30th, 2010

In what could be the most obnoxious news of the week (aside from Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson both acting like idiots), this might not be the last 12 episodes for The Hills. People, like myself, rejoiced once news of the show's end hit---and now it looks like we may have been happy for nothing...

Audrina Patridge Knows How To Do One Thing Well: Wear A Bikini

Apr 08th, 2010

Ryan Cabrera eat your heart out. After a down grade from Ashlee Simpson, Audrina Patridge was probably the closest you'd come to dating somebody semi-famous. Even SHE got a clue about you. Anyway, here's Audrina during some R&R (seems like she does that for a living) and giving the guys (or rather the many girls) at the pool something to smile about...

This Lasted Long: Audrina Patridge & Ryan Cabrera Are Donezo

Apr 07th, 2010

A fake relationship goes hand in hand with a fake reality show. Audrina Patridge had to hold hands with Ryan Cabrera for a few days (and pretend to like it) for her lame reality show The Hills. Just in time for its premiere, the two have broken up. Talk about a relationship I really saw making it in the long run...