Hottest Halloween Costumes: Audrina Patridge Edition

Nov 04th, 2009

We know it's been a few days since Halloween, but we still wanted to dedicate hump day the ladies you'd more than likely like to hump and some you'd rather not. For the rest of the day keep checking in to see our favorite costumes and our b!tch please costumes. What better way than to start with this one?...

Audrina Patridge Looks Like A Hooker At Los Premios MTV 2009 Awards

Oct 20th, 2009

Ending a day with oatmeal, Whitney Port, and beginning one with a skank, Audrina Patridge. It most definitely is a slow day with celebrity news. We just couldn't help but put these pics of a class act. If some D-list movie director is looking to remake a crappy version of Pretty Woman, here's your poor man's Julia Roberts...

'The Hills' Stars Make More Money Than God

Oct 01st, 2009

Are you ready to jump off a cliff? Because when we viewed the following, we were looking for the nearest cliff possible. Not only is this show scripted reality, but The Hills stars get paid more than many regular actors on TV! Can you believe Audrina Patridge gets paid $100K per episode to roll her eyes?...

Audrina Patridge and Her Fake Fun Bags In A Short, Red Dress

Sep 29th, 2009

When you don't have a talent, you gotta have a hot bod to keep yourself relevant in Hollywood reality land. And boy does Audrina Patridge have that down to an art. Fake boobs in a hot red dress? We'll give you the okay for this one...

Audrina Patridge Goes Topless for 'Maxim'

Sep 10th, 2009

When you start becoming irrelevant (especially when you were never relevant to begin with), many of Hollywood's gals decide to bare all or some on a magazine cover. Because what's next best to a career? Praying that men all over enjoy a trip to the bathroom with your picture. You got your wish, Audrina Patridge...

The Dodgers Were That Desperate for Audrina Patridge to Throw Out the First Pitch?

Sep 04th, 2009

Last time we knew celebrities were supposed to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game. Clearly the Los Angeles Dodgers think otherwise, so if you're a fan you better get to the stadium. If they give you any trouble, just print out this picture and use as proof that anyone (ah hem Audrina Patridge?!) is able to throw out the first pitch...