Audrina Patridge Becomes the Dumb Blonde She Always Should Have Been

Aug 13th, 2009

Oh, Audrina Patridge. Sure your robot breasts aren't our favorites, but neither is this ridiculous blonde hair you're sporting. It looks like diarrhea rolled over and had a ball in this chick's head...

Audrina Patridge Moves on From 'The Hills' and Gets Her Own Show

Jun 24th, 2009

This proves that with dumb conversation, ceiling eyes, non-existent upper lip, and minimal clothing...you too can have your own reality show! Because the geniuses over at MTV get paid to basically come up with nothing new, they have picked up Audrina Patridge's own reality series. Tentatively called The Audrina Show, the title proves even more how creative the heads over at MTV are...

Audrina Shows Her Dignity, Boobs

May 06th, 2009

Audrina Patridge arrived @ h.wood nightclub with a couple of tricks up her sleeve. And by tricks, we mean boobs and by sleeve we mean completely see through dress. Patridge looks like a hot bumblebee...

Audrina Lands Her Own Reality Show, Ditches The Hills

Apr 01st, 2009

Our favorite droopy-eyed star from The Hills is calling it quits and moving on to greater pastures. Audrina Patridge has accepted a development deal with the producer of Survivor Mark Burnett. Apparently, the executive producer of The Hills flipped a shit when he heard the news and cursed and yelled at Patridge while still on set. We're hoping the next show involves pushing other reality co-stars off an island into a fiery bush or casting crew/members away to a deserted island where they have to fend for themselves with only the clothes on their back and a bottle...

Audrina Patridge Got a Job, Seriously

Mar 25th, 2009

It's not everyday you hear about a celebrity acquiring a real job. Even this isn't one of those stories. Audrina Patridge nailed a position hosting the Australian MTV Awards. I wonder how many kangaroos she had to sleep with before landing this gig. Our guess is three...

Audrina Patridge Bikini Do's and Beach Don'ts

Feb 18th, 2009

Audrina Patridge our favorite droopy-eyed fake reality show star was caught basking in the sun this week in an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, multi-colored, striped bikini. Patridge also believes sticking your ice-cold Corona into the core of the earth will...

February 18th, 2009 by admin Tags: Audrina Patridge, bikini beach