Jessica Simpson Loves Her Nose

Apr 08th, 2010

If you think Jessica Simpson's favorite parts of her body are her curves, think again. Just because all of America embraces them (aside from her high waist jeans), doesn't mean she does. Turns out she loves the thing that produces snot and mucous, her nose. Charming, eh?...

Jessica Simpson Does Not Equal Ratings

Mar 22nd, 2010

Jessica Simpson's debut VH1 show The Price Of Beauty was beaten by everything from diners to an American Idol to a rerun. Seems like no one really cares how much beauty costs or that Jessica's involved with it. This coming from a girl who made her career out of being a ditzy blonde on her married reality show...

Jessica Simpson Fights Back At Howard Stern's Negative Gabourey Sidibe Comments

Mar 15th, 2010

With a show about finding your inner beauty to promote, Jessica Simpson fought back against Howard Stern last week for making "inappropriate" comments about Precious star, Gibourey Sidibe. Last Monday, Stern took to his Sirius Satellite radio show to discuss Sidibe's weight, how she'll never work again, and in typical Stern fashion, just brutally bashed her image...

Jessica Simpson Is The Poor Man's Hipster (Or A Really Good Avril Lavigne Impersonator)

Mar 11th, 2010

Poor Jessica Simpson. I used to have her in my pile of celebrities I'd like to torture, but now I genuinely feel bad for her. Sure I don't feel bad for the millions of useless dollars she has, but she just looks like a lost puppy looking for a hug and love in all of the wrong places. And if she thinks dating Billy Corgan means dressing like a stoned NYU hipster with no goals in sight, but just wasting daddy's money is going to get her somewhere---well, wait it just might...

Jessica Simpson Doesn't Want The World To Know How She Is In Bed, Talks Weight To Oprah

Mar 03rd, 2010

A hop, skip, and a jump later---Jessica Simpson wasted no time opening up live on Oprah regarding the whole John Mayer mess and those ridiculous mom jeans that spanned a whole weight controversy. She doesn't want the whole world to know how she is in bed, but will discuss it on Oprah with millions of viewers. Hmmm...

Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip

Feb 01st, 2010

Sure, whenever the word "fart" is involved in a story, you can't help but giggle. But to make it front page news??? When it comes to Us Weekly, they care so much about Jessica Simpson, even her gas knocks Haiti off the top news spot...