Is Katie Holmes Pregnant Or Just Bloated?

May 09th, 2011

You be the judge...

May 09th, 2011 by BlondieeWood Tags: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes Calls On The Gods Of Scientology For Baby #2

Mar 04th, 2010

Yes because a faux religious act will be the reason why a baby is put into your stomach---not because you unfortunately let Tom Cruise stick it in you. Ew, my mind for the rest of the day is completely screwed up with that image. Get ready for this Scientology "auditing" crap she's undergoing. It's that ridiculous...

Stepford Wife Cruise To The Rescue!

Dec 01st, 2009

A 3-year-old in stilettos? No biggie...that is if your last name is Cruise. The alien that invaded Katie Holmes's body when she married Tom Cruise comes to her mini-me's defense...

December 01st, 2009 by CelebObsessed Tags: Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise MILF

Suri Cruise's Wardrobe Is $3.2 Million, Ours Is Probably $200

Oct 01st, 2009

Just after we made you want to cry with The Hills salary, get ready for some more waterworks. Can you believe a 3-year-old's wardrobe costs more than $3 million?! Figures when your name's Suri Cruise aka the pet project of an alien father, you'll only have the best!...

Katie Holmes Filming Dancing Segment for "So You Think You Can Dance"

Jun 17th, 2009

Katie Holmes, dancing, and So You Think You Can Dance in the same sentence? Here we thought she was Tom Cruise's ultimate Stepford Wife. We guess he gave her the O.K.? Or maybe he knew he couldn't put his tapping shoes on so he wanted Katie to live the dream for him. Not many are fond of dancing leprechauns...

Katie Holmes Looks Like Crap, Prepubescent Boy

Apr 17th, 2009

It's quite obvious that Tom Cruise is a magician. He's turned his audience against him. He popped a baby out of woman's vagina. And lastly, he transformed his wife into a prepubescent boy. Now for his last trick he should try and disappear...

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