Mariah Carey Should Never Wear A Bathing Suit, Here's Why

Nov 06th, 2009

Okay. We're not calling Mariah Carey fat because honestly none of us are perfect. But we are saying that home girl needs to put on the clothing rather than take it off. Newsflash: You're not in your 20s or 30s anymore, Mariah. Start acting your age...

Mariah Carey Apparently Loves Herself The Booze

Nov 05th, 2009

We usually don't post anything we're not sure of being truth, but this was just too funny not to post. Get this: according to The National Enquirer (okay, we know), looks like Nick Cannon wants to get wifey Mariah Carey some help with her booze-filled addiction...

The Fighting My Age Halloween Costume: Mariah Carey

Nov 04th, 2009

You know most of us understand that whether we like it or not, we're going to grow up. Yeah, it truly does suck, but we get it and you can't fight it---even if you have millions to botox up your fizzace. Unfortunately for Mariah Carey, home girl still thinks she's stuck in her 20s. News Flash: we'd really prefer it if you kept it classy from now on because no one wants to see a desperate 40-year-old...

How To Look Desperate In Daisy Dukes: Mariah Carey

Oct 28th, 2009

Ugh, Mariah Carey. Did home girl get the note that she's not in her 20's anymore and doesn't look half as good as she used to? Not that she's fat, but when your legs look like they were stuffed into jean material like a sausage, we've got problems...

Nick Cannon Is DJ Sex Fingers? TMI, Mariah Carey

Oct 22nd, 2009

We all have those ridiculous over-the-top names for our other halves. Fine. But most of the time we like to keep the pet names in the bedroom and not for a room full of people to hear. Especially when you're Mariah Carey, the WORLD to hear. Who knew Nick Cannon's alias was 'DJ Sex Fingers?' Vomit...

Mariah Carey Busts Out

Oct 06th, 2009

Did someone measure Mariah Carey's chest correctly? Seems to us she's wearing too small of a bra, but whatever who are we to complain with boobies on display? At least we know she's satisfying Nick Cannon in that department. Eh, regardless of her cup size we're pretty sure she has him trained to like whatever...