Michael Lohan Dating A Chick Who Strives To Look Like His Daughter, Lindsay Lohan

Aug 11th, 2010

The headline pretty much says it all. Not that this surprises me with Michael Lohan. The guy just gets creepier and creepier each day. My issue is the chick. What self respecting woman actually allows herself to be touched by dirty daddy Lohan?...

Michael Lohan's Engaged To Lindsay Lohan's Old Employee

Apr 09th, 2010

By now you're all pretty aware that bat shizz crazy Michael Lohan proposed to that trainwreck Kate Major. You know, the once Star reporter who dated Jon Gosselin for a minute. What you may not have known is that for a while, Lindsay Lohan was Kate's boss...

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Has A Heart Attack

Mar 18th, 2010

While we all wish Michael Lohan's mouth could be stuffed with everything from socks to burgers everyday--or anything to keep him from taking, looks like it's his arteries that are instead. Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael Lohan, was taken to a hospital in New York earlier this week after suffering chest pains...

Michael Lohan Kicks Ex In The Vag

Jan 05th, 2010

Not only is Michael Lohan a vagina, he also likes to kick ex-girlfriends there, too, apparently. And it seems like the abuse has gone on for quite a while with TMZ being able to rummage up some old complaints. This showcases two things a) Michael Lohan sucks and b) he dates stupid women stupid enough to stick around through the beatings...

Surprise! Surprise! Michael Lohan Is A Deadbeat Dad

Dec 03rd, 2009

Father of the century is making us love him even more! Not only do we love it when Michael Lohan's fame whore attention seeking ways sabotages his daughters and family's life, but we just love every story having to do with why he sucks as a dad...

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