Mickey Rourke Somehow Coaxes Model Girlfriend Into Marrying Him

Dec 14th, 2009

I'm going out on a limb here, but the only reason I think this Elena Kuletskaya model girl only accepted Mickey Rourke's lame proposal is because Russian home girl probably only knows how to say "Yah, yah." Who would put themselves into such a mess?...

Mickey Rourke's Purple Leather Skin Scares the Bejesus Out Of Us

Aug 25th, 2009

Note to self: this is not what I want to look like in 15 years. It's safe to say that Mickey Rourke's purple leather clad bod has made us a little sick after lunch today. Yes, the mug is scary, but this whole scenario gives us a little fright...

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