Stating The Obvious: Spencer Pratt Is Crazy
Spencer Pratt is officially bat shizz crazy. Not only is this guy obsessed with crystals and talking like a mad men on The Hills, but now he's hooking up with Snooki's ex to bring you the newest line of energy drinks. Get ready for it: "Guid-o-Juice." Yes, it's real. Someone check this kid into a mental institution already...
Spencer Pratt Bites His Tongue, Unable To Speak---The World Rejoices
If only this would teach him a lesson and refrain him from opening up his mouth at all times. That would make my life all the merrier. Kudos to Spencer Pratt's dog for semi having something to do with this. The mutt Spencer thought it was a really great idea to play tug of war with his dog...
Speidi Gets Shutdown...Again!
Get the picture Speidi: America is OVER you!!! The only reason your name keeps popping up is because it lightens our day to make fun of you, not because we actually care about anything you do...
Another Scripted Speidi Face-Off
Spencer Pratt really doesn't want to have a baby with you, Heidi. Get the picture...
Spencer Pratt May Have Set Up His Sister's DUI
Nothin' says family like the Pratt family. Who wouldn't want to have Spencer Pratt as their brother? He's annoying, obnoxious, grows oddly flesh colored beards, and is married to the world's dumbest breathing creature, Heidi Montag. Who seriously would not want to be related to that? How about his real sister, Stephanie Pratt, who is claiming her bro set up her DUI...
EXCLUSIVE!: Spencer Pratt Calls Out MMA Fighter, Jason Chambers
Here's the deal. We already know the douche level Spencer Pratt is on...it's basically overflowing at this point. But has he gone a little too far? We'd say yes with this one. You don't call out a MMA fighter unless you're willing to put up a good fight. Thanks to fighthub for the video, which can be seen after the jump...