According To Lindsay Lohan, It's Completely OK For Younger Sis Ali Lohan To Go Clubbing
The Albert Einstein of our generation, Lindsay Lohan, took some time out of her really tough day (which consists of hitting the coke before noon and tripping on LSD during her beach outings) to talk about younger sis Ali Lohan hitting the clubs with her. She doesn't find anything wrong with her 15-year-old sister partying like she's in her mid-20s and looking like a washed up 40-year-old.
Lindsay spoke with Life & Style:
"[Ali's] tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didnt know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didnt have a big sister." The Mean Girls star also insists theres no way that Ali, whos being homeschooled, is falling behind in her schoolwork. "Shes really good about that. If Im going out late, shell go home early."
And while Lindsay says shes looking out for Ali, she sometimes forgets her sisters age. "When I was with her at home, I was like, Oh, thats right, shes still a lot younger than me," Lindsay says. "But I think its great that shes mature." (source)
That's because she's getting some nerd around the corner to do her homework for her while she snorts the remnants of her sister's stash in their lovely bathroom. A 15-year-old and clubbing DO NOT MIX. An enabler, cough cough Lindsay, will make sure it does. And the creepy 45-year-old banker who feeds the tween's habit because you know that's what goes down.