Amanda Bynes Dating Her BlackBerry? Say It Ain't So!
We have indisputable proof that Amanda Bynes is dating her BlackBerry! This is a Hollywood first, but we believe it'll be an epidemic that catches on, quickly. Amanda Bynes walking around town, hand in hand, with her soul(less) mate. Listening to its every thoughts and actions, man she sure makes a great girlfriend. Foreplay consists of sticking the BlackBerry into those pink boy shorts and doing jumping jacks at the gym. What a geek.