Amy Winehouse's Hospital Circus

May 03rd, 2010

Amy Winehouse's plastic enhanced chest has caused her more pain than any good since she went through the surgery. After drunkenly falling and bruising her boobs, Amy was in the hospital last week. While her injuries were described as "not serious," we're pretty sure she may cause serious injury to those caught in her path as she terrorizes the hospital's corridors.

[A hospital source] said: "Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. She has been heard complaining of pain caused by bruising on her breasts and around her ribs. The nurses had to step in and ask her to calm down. Eventually she had to be taken back to her room. The ward sister was absolutely fuming."

Another source said of the tumble: "She'd had a few. At first she thought she had broken something, so got her security to take her to hospital. The doctors were worried she might be concussed because she had a big bump on her head and a cut above her eye."

Just give this girl some Valium and a fifth of vodka...better yet, the whole bottle.

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