Ashley Tisdale's Bod in Shape Magazine, Oh God
How is the February edition of Shape Magazine out already? On second thoughts, why do they think we care about Ashley Tisdale in a bikini? Tisdale's appearance marks the second Anniversary of me not giving two craps about her or her plastic surgery nightmare of a nose. The issue asks, How stars like Ashley Tisdale stay fit? in a rhetorical sort of way, but pardon me, as for I would like to answer the question, sir. She stays fit with Photoshop, the best damn Hollywood makeup crew in town, and running circles (in her head) around Zac Efron.