Audrina Patridge Goes Topless for 'Maxim'
When you start becoming irrelevant (especially when you were never relevant to begin with), many of Hollywood's gals decide to bare all or some on a magazine cover. Because what's next best to a career? Praying that men all over enjoy a trip to the bathroom with your picture. You got your wish, Audrina Patridge.
Aside from those fantastic acting skills on The Hills at least we know the girl can take a good picture. As long as they widen the ceiling eyes and boost up the upper lip, all is good in the land of reality. Who's looking forward to checking out Sorority Row to see her get the axe? Yeah, we'll wait for DVD. Looks like those new boobs and photo shopping paid for something!