Audrina Patridge's Fun Bags Are Screaming For Freedom
I'm pretty surprised that MTV has yet to sign Audrina Patridge's fake rack to its own reality show. I feel that plastic would be more interesting than ceiling eyes herself. Can anyone disagree? And just look at these poor girls.
They're screaming for freedom! No longer do they want to be held down by the biggest joke in Hollywood anymore! They'd rather sit on top of Amy Winehouse...okay, maybe not. I doubt any thing would want to call that hot mess its home.