Because Paris Hilton Got High...
Wasting away the 50 brain cells she has left, Paris Hilton was caught smoking! Okay so smoking isn't a crime, but she was caught smoking the good stuff. According to a source, the heiress was seen puffing a funny-smelling cigarette outside of a nightclub.
The National Enquirer reports:
Paris Hilton was seen puffing a funny-smelling cigarette at Drai's Hollywood nightclub on April 28. The socialite was all smiles in her cloud of smoke until she spotted a fellow clubgoer filming her with a camera phone. Oops! (Print Edition - 5/17)