Caution: Bambino on Board for Penelope Cruz

Aug 06th, 2009

A dios mio! There’s yet another MILF to add to Hollywood’s growing list, this time in the “Latin Mammi” category. Penelope Cruz is expecting her first child with fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardem—you know, the only reason you watched Vicky, Christina, Barcelona.

According to, a source claims Penelope is already four months pregers, and “really healthy now.” So healthy that a baby bump was this far off our radar? Finding signs of a baby bump from pictures of her promoting the flick Broken Embraces is like finding a needle in a haystack… But perhaps the loose-fitting, grandmotherly trouser suit should have been the dead give away. Hey, can you blame us for not noticing? Cruz could wear a trash bag and make it look caliente.

Official word is yet to come from Cruz’s publicist on whether the rumor is true or not. In the meantime, our time is better spent wondering how we’ll look at the fruit of Cruz and Bardem’s loins without being blinded by the glorious light.

August 06th, 2009 by Tags: Penelope Cruz, baby, pregnant
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