Caution: Bambino on Board for Penelope Cruz
A dios mio! Theres yet another MILF to add to Hollywoods growing list, this time in the Latin Mammi category. Penelope Cruz is expecting her first child with fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardemyou know, the only reason you watched Vicky, Christina, Barcelona.
According to JustJared.com, a source claims Penelope is already four months pregers, and really healthy now. So healthy that a baby bump was this far off our radar? Finding signs of a baby bump from pictures of her promoting the flick Broken Embraces is like finding a needle in a haystack But perhaps the loose-fitting, grandmotherly trouser suit should have been the dead give away. Hey, can you blame us for not noticing? Cruz could wear a trash bag and make it look caliente.
Official word is yet to come from Cruzs publicist on whether the rumor is true or not. In the meantime, our time is better spent wondering how well look at the fruit of Cruz and Bardems loins without being blinded by the glorious light.