Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Confuse Rowboat for Bedroom
Oh, to be in love and completely nonchalant/borderline indecent about it. Take exhibit A: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long playing tonsil hockey for their friends and the paparazzi to watch. Exhibit B: Barrymore straddling Long like a cowboy at the rodeo. And then theres the flipping of the bird, saying Hey, were in loooooooooove and will probably break up a few times after this to spice things up, but for now: F*** off! Very classy.
Although we can excuse the PDA (old maids have to get publicity somehow), we cant excuse confusing a rowboat for the bedroom. Had the make-out session gone on any longer, we would have had to bust out the video cameras becauseduhlaws of the universe dictate celebrities are incapable of sex without hand-held cameras rolling.
And is it just us or are the couples friends crying for help? Or maybe that video camera?