Gravity Has Caught Up With Jessica Simpson, Saggy Side Boob

Sep 05th, 2009

Although we don't have a great like for Jessica Simpson, we wouldn't say she's an ugly broad. Sure, her weight might fluctuate like Lindsay Lohan's bi-curiosity, but we're never ones to poke fun (hehe.) So someone thought it was a good idea to put Jessica Simpson on the runway...unfortunately gravity was NOT on her side.

Aside from the back having seven lids of skin and her boobs being smushed together to create some sort of stretch mark mania, looks like gravity came out winning in this round. Mid-to-late 20s and J Simp's rack is already heading down south? We're kind over the two assets that have made her famous...they're trying to run away, so we'll follow suit.

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