Heidi Montag Does Playboy, Disappoints
While we still want you to look through the photos, here's a brief synopsis of the collection. Spencer looks high, Heidi shows off her fake white teeth, Spencer pretends to read, Heidi teases us with Playboy, Spencer looks like a douchebag, Heidi doesn't actually get naked in the magazine. Spencer still looks like a douchebag, Heidi and Spencer collect millions.
Here's the couple at the premiere for the new film, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra in Los Angeles. Let's hope this movie doesn't suck and ruin every childhood dream I ever had, ever!