Heidi Montag Wants A Smaller Rack
Here we go. Since the Heidi Montag train is slowing down (even a rumored sex tape can't save her), she decided to pour her plastic heart out to Life & Style. In the six page spread, Heidi admits that her large fake breasts have become a nuisance. No shizz.
Im desperate to go back to normal, [Heidi] confides to Life & Style. Im downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.
Poor Heidi. She can't even, like, work out or, like, wear normal clothes!
Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, Im obsessed with fitness but its impossible to work out with these boobs, she says. Its heartbreaking. I cant live an everyday life.
And while Heidi tells Life & Style she is currently shopping for a surgeon in South America, she worries that she'll be trapped in this cartoonish body forever after the untimely passing of her confidant Dr. Ryan. I feel trapped in my own body, Heidi tells Life & Style.