Heidi Montag Wants A Smaller Rack

Aug 27th, 2010

Here we go. Since the Heidi Montag train is slowing down (even a rumored sex tape can't save her), she decided to pour her plastic heart out to Life & Style. In the six page spread, Heidi admits that her large fake breasts have become a nuisance. No shizz.

“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” [Heidi] confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”


Poor Heidi. She can't even, like, work out or, like, wear normal clothes!

Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

And while Heidi tells Life & Style she is currently shopping for a surgeon in South America, she worries that she'll be trapped in this cartoonish body forever after the untimely passing of her confidant Dr. Ryan. “I feel trapped in my own body,” Heidi tells Life & Style.


UUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

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