Holly Madison Does Something With Her Time, Bikini Parade
It's great to see Holly Madison doing something for the community, instead of doing everyone in the community! This week Madison performed an incredible feat by rounding up three hundred girls, dressing them in bikinis, and paraded down the streets of Vegas like a brothel on the run. She set a Guinness Book of World Records for the "World's Largest Bikini Parade" this week and she's damn proud of it. I bet she puts that certificate on the fridge for mom and dad to see. A+ honey, now how's your ex-boyfriend, Mr. Hefner? Is that 80-year-old mogul still boinking our precious daughter? Good to know dear, you have made us so proud.