How To Look Desperate In Daisy Dukes: Mariah Carey
Ugh, Mariah Carey. Did home girl get the note that she's not in her 20's anymore and doesn't look half as good as she used to? Not that she's fat, but when your legs look like they were stuffed into jean material like a sausage, we've got problems.
Mariah, take note from Miss Alessandra. Act your age and go bang your young a$$ husband. You may not look good in them daisy dukes, but at least you have someone to sleep with your desperate self. If this doesn't scream LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, then what does? Here's to another bombing single...hopefully the video's stylist refrains from this look.