It Really Sucks To Be Paris Hilton
Some of us can barely afford a commercial coach flight, let alone a private 747 jet. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is one spoiled brat. Check out the nice dig she gets to borrow for one month.
As you know, Paris Hilton was in South Africa for the World Cup. Now she's on her way to Paris, France. In a private jet. But not just any private jet. A GOD DAMN 747! The jet belongs to 76-year-old Sheldon Anderson, CEO of the Las Vegas Sands Corporation and the 73rd richest man in the world. Why he would lend Paris his $275 million jet for a month, I have absolutely no idea whatsoever (*makes blowjob motion with hand*). In related news, I had cereal for dinner last night. Again.
Must be nice. No need to rub it in our faces.