Jack Nicholson Wants To Tap Jessica Simpson
Could Jessica Simpson be Jack Nicholson's next conquest? If he has it his way, she sure will be! It's confirmed that the 73-year-old actor asked the pretty blonde 29-year-old out on a date. We're pretty sure that date would consist of ordering in and expecting a happy ending for dessert.
Simpson, who declined the offer, tells Britain's The Sun, "I have no idea how Jack got my number as we've never met. He asked if I wanted to go to his Beverly Hills house for dinner."
How does one turn down Jack Nicholson? Okay, so the balls have gotta be saggy and his a$$ droopy, but dude's a legend and sure knows his away around the bedroom! He's fathered six children with different woman, c'mon now!