Jennifer Aniston Tweets Away John Mayer, Twitter Whore

Mar 24th, 2009

Not only does John Mayer flirt with girls in real life, he does it via Twitter too! The incredibly popular, social Web site, Twitter, has claimed its first celebrity break up. Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer this week because he lied about not having enough time for her, when he was wasting time on the social Web site instead. Mayer relinquished his rights to Aniston's Twat for a chance to Tweet, sad day for geeks everywhere. Let this be a fucking lesson to everyone who thinks Twitter is a great idea. And stop telling people when you take a shower on Twitter, it's obnoxious.

People claiming to be friends of the actress have told Star magazine that she finished the affair after discovering Mayer, 31, spent hours on the networking website, despite telling her he was too busy to get in touch with her.

The pair started dating in April 2008, but have broken up several times. However, they appeared inseparable at the Oscars last month.

A source claimed Aniston decided Mayer was not committed enough to her and called time on their romance having found hourly updates on his Twitter page.

The source said: "John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say: 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back."

The source added: "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

"Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?'." (source)

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