Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip

Feb 01st, 2010

Sure, whenever the word "fart" is involved in a story, you can't help but giggle. But to make it front page news??? When it comes to Us Weekly, they care so much about Jessica Simpson, even her gas knocks Haiti off the top news spot.

Let's end this meeting on a high note! A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.

"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008. (source)

I don't even have a comment. This story is so ridiculous it only fuels my disgust of Jessica Simpson more and questions the morale of the world we live in when we have to report about someone's gassy arse.

February 01st, 2010 by Tags: Jessica Simpson, gas, fart, gross, meeting
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