Jessica Simpson Totally Likes Smart Guys, We Assume She Can't Like Herself Then
When it comes to Jessica Simpson and any sentence she is able to form from her dummy mouth, you have to just laugh. Turns out Tony Romo, Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Adam Levine, every other male whore on the planet just weren't intellectually enough for the Simps.
Jess sat down with Extra! to talk about what she really wants in a man:
"I like a confidant man . . . I definitely love a spiritual man -- somebody that is going to always inspire me. I don't want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men ... people that will always keep me intrigued." (source)
We guess when you're one way, you need the polar opposite to balance yourself out. Good luck, Jess. Your pick of the crop hasn't really matched this, has it?