Jessica Simpson You Purchased That For Tony Romo?!

Jun 05th, 2009

Jessica Simpson. A name we all love to hate, a body we all know that fluctuates, and a celebrity famous off of a reality television series married to Nick Lachey. Great accomplishment! Sure, she’s attempted music, but most of us can’t get past her wild open mouth when she sings (okay, I take that back...I’m sure some guys enjoy that.) Maybe she and John Mayer were destined after all, their kids would have had mouths the size of the Hoover Dam...

Anyway, we can’t remember the last time the Newlywed star had a hit record so to think she actually dished out the money we’re about to tell you about, boggles our minds. But I guess when you’re dating Tony Romo and he’s basically the only guy giving you the time of day and the thoughts of stringing him along even more in hopes of making him stay play with your head, you have to pull out the piggy bank and bash it for what its worth.

So happy freakin’ 29th birthday, Tony Romo. What better way to spend it than on a new 25-foot custom made Malibu Wakesetter speedboat that your apparent country singer girlfriend purchased for you...you know, for the small price of $100,000!!!

According to an inside source, “Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat." Adding that she's "hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she'll be walking down the aisle with him.” (source)


Well, Jessica. If the boy won’t buy you a ring or a wedding, it seems as though you’ve got more than enough to dish out to buy it for yourself. Just make sure you keep some aside so you can fit into your wedding dress and spare us another cover of Us Weekly in high raise pants and a leotard belt that only an overweight 1980s mother could love.



June 05th, 2009 by Tags: Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, money, weight
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