Jessica Simpson's Dog Stolen By Coyote (WTF?!)
It never gets better for Jessica Simpson, does it? First Eminem pokes fun at her weight (wait--as did the rest of the world) then Tony Romo basically throws her to the curb and now right before her eyes, her malti-poo Daisy was stolen by a coyote. Yes, you read that right.
Simpson took to her twitter yesterday to speak about the incident:
My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help! (source)
Had this been a cheeseburger the coyote managed to steal, Jessica would have made sure to snatch that back immediately. We kid, we kid. Our hearts go out to the poor little pup!