Jessica Simpson's Drunk Striptease

Aug 04th, 2009

Is it us or is Jessica Simpson too drunk to realize what's happening to her dress? One wrong step in those gold stacks and she'll be eating pavement. It's a good thing she has good ole' little sis, Ashlee Simpson to hold her up!

Could you imagine Jessica's drunk cleavage spilling right out of the sides of that dress? That flowery skirt could blow right up and expose all of what's barely hidden already.

Jessica, here's a tip. When you're out drinking and you happen to get drunk...wear a skin tight bodysuit instead. This way all of your assets will stay plastered into place.

August 04th, 2009 by Tags: Jessica Simpson, drunk, crazy, strip, clothes
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