John Mayer Helps To Get Lindsay Lohan & SaMANtha Ronson Back Together?
If this is even true, we find that the sole reason John Mayer wants these two back together is to partly benefit himself. Sure, Samantha Ronson isn't that much of a girl, but John wants to take a ride on the Ronson and Lindsay Lohan lesbo mobile. Why else would he waste his time? He's not a woMANizer for nothing.
The New York Daily News is reporting that Mayer (when he's free from making obscene facial expressions on stage) is playing matchmaker between Lindsay and Samantha---trying to get the two twits back together.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be getting back together - with the help of an unlikely friend. John Mayer was spotted playing relationship counselor to the exes when they ran into each other at NYC hot spot Butter on Monday night.
"Lindsay and Sam didn't arrive together," says a partygoer. "Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting. Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn't come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam."
We're not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later.
The source notes that after Mayer's intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content - and (dare we say it?) stable.
"Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages," the spy says. "Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling." (source)
How do you even call this an intervention? You can't call this an intervention when the two being involved can barely pronounce two word syllables. John clearly goes for the dumb dumbs in Hollywood. Between this mess and Jessica Simpson, we don't know which is worse.