John Mayer Tweets the Blues in Short Shorts

When Jennifer Aniston dumped his ass for being a complete Twitter whore, John Mayer quickly picked up a new career path. Singing the blues aboard the Carnival Splendor in a pair of very short, short shorts. Tacky with the perfect blend of humiliating.

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