John Mayer Wants To Tap Eva Longoria
Leave it to John Mayer to come in, bang a sista out, and save the day. Well, that's what he has in his mind anyway when it comes to Eva Longoria. Not even off the market for a month, the singing bad boy already has his sights on getting chummy with the Desperate Housewives star, but she ain't having it.
"John is crazy about Eva," a friend of the crooner tells me. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva."
"No way is Eva thinking of another man right now," a friend of the actress tells me. "Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart."
Oh, life is just SO hard.