Just Throw Lindsay Lohan In Jail Already

Jun 10th, 2010

She has time to flaunt around in little clothes, but not time enough to care about her SCRAM bracelet. Although Lindsay vehemently denies (on her Twitter, go figure) any of the following happened, we're inclined to believe otherwise. How many times can you blame the "media" for your addiction? Doubt the media came over, opened your mouth, and force fed you booze.

First things first. If you remember, La LocaLohan attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night. Well, she was also spotted partying shortly after. So sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning, Lindsay's little SCRAM bracelet reported she was boozin' it up.

So what triggered the download from the SCRAM bracelet? It's either a positive alcohol reading or a cut strap. We're going to believe the former! It also could be that Lindsay didn't get home at a prescribed time...and that we can believe as well.

On to the next...a warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest. After failing to appear in court last month, Judge Revel issued Lindsay's bail at $100K. Well because the dear 'ol SCRAM went off, the $100K has been forfeited. Instead of throwing her arse in jail (where it belongs) the judge is allowing her to post new bail set at $200K so she can remain free!

And just to confirm what we knew since these reports surfaced:

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet "indicated the presence of a small amount of alcohol on Sunday night."

Holley added, "Having just received the report, I am not in a position to speak to its accuracy or validity, however, Ms. Lohan maintains that she has been in complete compliance with all of the terms of her probation and her bail."

Proof enough!

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