Kate Gosselin's Been Leavin' Em Since '95

Jun 04th, 2009

The only truth in the title of Jon & Kate Plus Eight is the Kate Plus Eight part since mama's apparently been jeepin' around her hubby's back for quite some time prior to allegations that he cheated. It must be the hair. I don't know why some lucky random couple is nabbing the cover of every tabloid for the past six weeks, but wethinks it's because Kate's hair somewhat resembles an anteater. Did she seriously let a lawn mower go to town on that mop?

Anyway, meet the newest factor in this neverending saga. Factory worker (hock, growl, and spit) Adam Miller claims he's Kate's former fiance and went to Star magazine to spill the details. I'm sure they paid him a hefty penny--maybe he can go and a buy a new cow naw!

The two reportedly started dating back in 1995, but split after Gosselin cheated on the loser!

"She hooked up with some guy in a Corvette," Miller cried. (source)


Can someone call up Murray from Clueless and introduce him to his jeepin' soulmate? Does this chick have a golden corral hidden between her legs? She's the hottest commodity right now. Poor Jon's getting the backhand for fooling around while Kate's been leavin' 'em high and dry since '95.

"I spoiled Kate with gifts, like a diamond bracelet and a gold locket, and she loved that. I think one of the main reasons she liked me is that I had so much money flowing… She was always chasing the money," Adam concluded. (source)




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