Kate Gosselin's Ridiculous Spray Tan To Fit Into Hollywood
No that's not George Hamilton's love child, it's mother of eight, Kate Gosselin. Otherwise known as the train wreck on Dancing With the Stars. Kate's looking especially orange in these pictures and it's for one reason: she's looking to move her, her kinds, and her obsession with fame out to Hollywood.
"Now that Kate has tasted the excitement of Hollywood, there is no way that she is going to return to Pennsylvania," a friend reportedly told PopEater's Rob Shuter. "She is looking at homes in the Hollywood Hills in gated communities in the $2 million range. Kate is insisting the properties she sees have a pool, at least six bedrooms, an outdoor hot tub and, bizarrely, a recording studio!"
The next thing I need in my life is Kate recording an album because if that happens, I know our society has gone to shizz. It's bad enough every week I turn on ABC on Monday nights and see home girl whining like her life is so hard. Honey, head on over to Haiti and then talk to me.