Katie Holmes Calls On The Gods Of Scientology For Baby #2

Mar 04th, 2010

Yes because a faux religious act will be the reason why a baby is put into your stomach---not because you unfortunately let Tom Cruise stick it in you. Ew, my mind for the rest of the day is completely screwed up with that image. Get ready for this Scientology "auditing" crap she's undergoing. It's that ridiculous.

Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology "auditing" -- sparking rumors that she's "being prepared" for her second baby with high-priest husband Tom Cruise. After promoting the Kevin Kline movie "The Extra Man," and the dramedy "The Romantics," at Sundance, Holmes is back to spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center.

Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page Six, "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it." (source)

It's like they're preparing for the next baby Messiah. Yo Angie, Shiloh better move over because you have the next mini Cruise on the way. God grant us sanity. Dawsonnnnn or Paceyyyy where art thou to save Joey!?

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