Kim Kardashian Doesn't Understand How the Sun Works
Kim Kardashian isn't the brightest bulb in the box. On second thought, today, and only today she is! Kim Kardashian decided to sunbath in Mexico with a giant pair of sunglasses covering her face. Needless to say, she fell asleep while working up her perfect celebrity tan and burned her entire body, from head to toe. Despite all this foolery, Kim believes the reason she got burnt was because of her oversized Prada sunglasses, dumbass.
My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again! (source)
Here's a quote from her personal blog:
I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?
Everyone here is making fun of me! Look at Reggie's teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. (source)