Kourtney Kardashian Is A Robbed Pregnant Lady
Join the ranks of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge, Kourtney Kardashian. You're just another reality Hollywood TV ho pregnant skank that got robbed. This guy/gal took off with a lot, too. $108K in jewelry---didn't he need a wing man for this job? We were free.
Approximately $108,000 in jewelry was stolen Saturday from Kardashian's Calabasas, Calif. home, Los Angeles County Sheriff Sgt. Kristy Criner tells PEOPLE.
"That's what was discovered missing in the initial investigation," Sgt. Criner says. "Sheriff's investigators and our crime lab are responding on the scene." (source)
You know Kim Kardashian's home must be under lock and key...God forbid someone steal her million dollars worth of make-up---home girl would wake up and jump off a cliff. Actually, someone get over there stat. Stealin' from a pregnant gal? Psssh. LOOOOOW