Kristen Stewart Triggers Joan Jett

Jun 25th, 2009

Oh Bella where for art thou Bella? Looks like she morphed into Joan Jett---with a really bad hair do. What the hell is that mullet butch cut? Yes we know Joan Jett rocked a similar do which is why Kristen Stewart is donning it, but it looks much better on the punk rocker. We don't know about you, but if this is how they're portraying Joan Jett, we're seriously concerned.

Box office bomb or scare? We can't imagine the film doing that well at all if Kristen brings on her sighing like she did in Twilight. Did anyone else want to jump into the screen and shake her Bella impression? What the hell was with all of the sighing?! Eh, we're analyzing more than we should. A movie like that is worth a 2 a.m. drunken watch more so than paying $11 a pop to check it out in theaters. It breaks our hearts to know that a great book was so poorly portrayed on screen. Did Stephanie Meyer have a brain tumor for breakfast before signing off on the screen version? Signs point to yes.

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