Lauren Conrad Is A New York Times Bestseller Again--I Give Up On Humanity

Feb 16th, 2010

One day I dream to write a novel that will inch its way to the top of the New York Times Bestseller's List. Which reality whore has beat me to the punch TWICE now? Lauren Conrad. Yes, tweens everywhere took it upon themselves to dish out $20 for garbage they've already seen on TV.

I'd honestly rather see another Playboy editorial on Heidi Montag than have Lauren's name associated with the New York Times Bestseller's List. At least we know Heidi is capable of having as much plastic injected into her body as possible. Heidi works well with plastic. Paying someone to write a book under your name, does not work well with the New York Times giving you credibility. Shoot me now. I give up.

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