Lindsay Lohan Damages Her New $100,000 Maserati
Lindsay Lohan's new $100,000 Maserati is more beat up than Rihanna. And no, Chris Brown wasn't to blame for the unsightly damage. We're not sure how the accident occurred, but Lindsay Lohan managed to mangle her Maserti within days of ownership. The vehicle most likely realized who riding shotgun and the mere thought of contracting herpes forced the car into a whirlwind of rage, spinning uncontrollably until the driver stepped out of the vehicle. Problem solved.