Lindsay Lohan Wants A Restraining Order Against Poppa, Michael Lohan
Looks like Lindsay Lohan's had it up to here with fassssher, Michael Lohan. Sure she's no angel, but who would want word vomit as a father? The only people he can talk to is the media about his daughter so naturally this entire crazed Lohan family will in fact become even crazier.
"I'm going to see the judge this week - I can't believe they didn't drug test Lindsay when she went into court. If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged with kidnapping." (source)
It's hard to believe this guy has good intentions for his daughter. He's basically using her problems as a source of fame for himself.
After hearing about the restraining order, Michael told Radar:
"Dina is the one that told her to get a restraining order. But you know what? Im still going to try to do everything with the courts to try and get Lindsay better." (source)
LOHDICULOUS is more like it!!!