Lindsay Lohan's All Alone
UPDATE: Lohan was released from jail today and was sent right to UCLA's rehab center.
Oh, the saga that is Lindsay Lohan's life. It was reported early last week that she was moved to solitary confinement to keep her way from abusive inmates aka abuse that consisted of screaming "FIRE CROTCH." Looks like some pretty honest abuse to me. Anyway, she's apparently been keeping prisoners up at night as she wails, screams, and cries throughout the night so the guards threw her arse in solitary confinement.
She revealed: "Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation."
What a made for TV movie. You know she's all over that when she gets out of the slammer...which could be as early as today!