Lindsay Lohan's Inmates Chant "Fire Crotch"
This is probably the funniest thing I've heard all week. Lindsay Lohan is having one hell of a time in jail. And her inmate buddies are having fun with her. Lindsay was brought to tears when a group of inmates started chanting "Fire Crotch." She just lays in her cell alone while they continuously chant the infamous nickname.
One recently-released inmate explained: "Lindsay didn't say nothing. She was crying though." Apparently the other girls are sick of seeing the starlet receive special treatment: "Like if she even moves, they put the whole facility on lockdown. It happens all the time," a relative of an inmate explained.
One week and counting Lohan!