Lindsay Lohan's Newest Job: Squirting Water At the Paparazzi
Looks like Lindsay Lohan got herself a new job! We're surprised she didn't spend all of this afternoon tweeting about her newest found passion: water guns! What fun you can have spraying the paparazzi (the only ones who actually give a crap about you.)
Nothing says love like a little lesbian water fight...only she could have at least helped us out here by wearing one of her thousand white American Apparel tees.
Lindsay only Samantha. For the love of God.