Lohan's Assistant Quits, Dina Blames Spilled Alcohol
We're not sure how much more Lindsay Lohan we can take. Every day, there's at least six different stories surrounding her. This time around we'll report two. First off, Dina Lohan blames 'spilled alcohol' on why Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet went off. Right. Second, who's going to want to run around and chase Linds now? Her assistant quit.
Ah, the good 'ol spilled milk excuse. After Sunday's MTV Movie Awards, Lohan's SCRAM bracelet went off, which means she was probably drinking the good stuff. But not so, according to deranged stage mom, Dina. She says:
"[Lindsay] was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."
She shouldn't have to wear that bracelet so she can go around causing chaos on the streets of LA, hitting people with her car, and running off. Gotcha.
And it seems like Lindsay's assistant has something in common with us. She can't handle her anymore either.
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay's right-hand woman, Elinore, quit Wednesday. Elinore only lasted a few months and we're told she was "exhausted" and "had enough of Lindsay's demands."
We're also told Elinore never had any time to herself and Lindsay would often force her to stay with her for days on end ... and then blame her when things went wrong.
Just one last warning for anyone interested in the gig -- we're told the job didn't pay much either.
You couldn't pay us enough to even consider that craziness. Rather starve on the streets of NYC.