Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Are Too Much For My Eyes
Can a publicist jump in there and pull Mariah Carey off Nick Cannon before she eats him? Seriously, it's like she skipped a meal and needed to attack his lip in front of the cameras to make up for time lost with food. And if that face on Nick doesn't say pain, then what the hell does.
Here are these two married fools at some event where Mariah needs to calm it down with the hairspray. Instead of using it on your head, try swallowing it so we never have to hear your whiney (which was once incredible) voice again. That'll probably even make Nick feel better. We can only imagine what he puts up with on a daily basis just to keep it together for the piggy bank he landed in to.