Mariah Carey Brings Back Her 90s Hair, Falls Out Of Her Dress
Oh Mariah Carey. First you just had to prove to everyone that Eminem is Obsessed with you...then he basically retaliated and tore your arse apart. Now you're trying to find that once inner early 90s cute girl...unfortunately, that time is long and gone and you just look like a hot, curly mess.
Kudos to you Nick Cannon for abiding by your master's rules and having to sleep with this mid-life crisis diva. We know life can't be TOO beautiful with her.